The lineup
Forty products, four tiers, two extremely honest reviewers. Products marked ★ are heroes — they get the first videos.
🪔 The shop opens Diwali 2026 — November 8.
Browse the lineup now; nothing is for sale just yet. Every product is confirmed with a US-based supplier before it goes live — no listing on hope.
Browse the lineup now; nothing is for sale just yet. Every product is confirmed with a US-based supplier before it goes live — no listing on hope.
Tier 1 — Under $25
Bundle anchor: 2-pack treats or 2-pack bones★ 2-pack dog treats (signature flavor)$24.99Taste test with Leo — will the snob approve? Place your bets.
2-pack doggy bones$19.99ASMR crunch, Hinglish commentary. Headphones recommended.
★ Funny bandana ("Security", "Brunch Captain")$16.99Momo as building security guard. Do not argue with him at the gate.
★ Diwali festive bandana / cap$14.99"Diwali look, Leo edition." He wore it. He did not enjoy it. He looked magnificent.
★ LED collar clip light$12.99Night-walk demo, very dramatic. Leo becomes a low-budget lighthouse.
Funny poop-bag holder$9.99The least glamorous product, the funniest skit. Somebody had to do it.
Squeaky mango toy (desi twist)$12.99"Aam for Momo." The king of fruits, now indestructible-ish.
Dog selfie phone attachment$14.99For the dog who demands to be in every family photo. That's Momo. It's always Momo.
Paw-cleaner cup (small)$16.99Oddly satisfying demo. Leo tolerates it. Momo drinks from it.
Treat-dispenser ball (small)$18.99Enrichment, but make it a sport. Momo's cardio plan.
Tier 2 — Under $50
Bundle anchor: 4-pack treats or 4-pack bones★ 4-pack dog treats (variety)$44.99"Month of treats" unboxing. Narrated like a nature documentary.
4-pack doggy bones (variety)$39.99Four flavors, zero survivors.
★ Dinosaur / lion pet costume$29.99Peak comedy — Momo as sher. The neighborhood will never recover.
★ Barkuterie board set (dog brunch kit)$39.99"Doggy brunch" hosting video. Charcuterie, but make it bark.
★ USB LED leash$34.99Night-walk glow demo. Your dog is now visible from space.
Bandana 3-pack (funny sayings)$29.99A bandana for every mood. Momo's moods: hungry, hungrier, festive.
Puzzle feeder / snuffle mat$32.99Enrichment demo. Leo solves it in 40 seconds and looks bored doing it.
Travel water bottle + bowl set$27.99For road trips to nani's house. Hydration is non-negotiable.
Smart rolling ball (basic)$39.99Chase demo. Momo vs. robot: the rivalry of the century.
Basic tactical harness$44.99"Leo's security uniform." He stands taller in it. We measured.
Tier 3 — Under $75
Bundle anchor: 6-pack treats★ 6-pack dog treats (full variety)$64.99Value-stack video: that's $10.83 a bag. Aunty-approved math.
★ Recordable talking-buttons starter set$54.99"Momo learned to say 'treat'." The viral format writes itself.
★ Tactical MOLLE harness + patch bundle$69.99Patch comedy in Hinglish. Leo's vest now says "GOOD BOY" in three languages.
★ Automatic filtered water fountain$59.99Before/after hydration demo. Spoiler: the "after" is just Momo, wetter.
Diwali costume + bandana gift set$49.99Festive gifting, sorted. The dog will outshine the relatives.
Grooming kit (brush, nail clipper, shampoo)$44.99Satisfying grooming demo. Leo endures. Momo files a complaint.
Elevated feeder + mat set$54.99Dinner, but make it ergonomic. For the distinguished diner.
Car seat cover + travel bundle$59.99Road-trip content. Leo's car photo is the entire marketing plan.
Curated treat + toy gift box$64.99Unboxing, but the box fights back. Momo always wins.
Bubble-window backpack (small dogs)$69.99Outing vlog style. For dogs who prefer to be carried, like royalty.
Tier 4 — Under $100
Bundle anchor: 8-pack treats★ 8-pack dog treats (the full stash)$84.99"Never run out" value video. The pantry of champions.
★ "Diwali Dhamaka" gift hamper (treats + costume + bandana + toy)$99.99THE Diwali gifting video. One hamper, infinite mithaas.
★ Premium smart fountain + filter pack$89.99The fountain, but make it luxury. Leo drinks like he pays rent.
★ "Momo & Leo Starter Pack" (best-of across tiers)$94.99Brand flagship unboxing. Everything the duo loves, in one box.
Talking-buttons deluxe set$79.99More buttons, more opinions. Momo now has a vocabulary. Pray for us.
Tactical full kit (harness + leash + patches + waste bags)$94.99The complete security detail. Leo has been waiting for this his whole life.
"Brunch Captain" ultimate set (barkuterie + treats + bandana)$89.99Hosting-sketch energy. Your dog's brunch > your brunch.
Backpack + travel bundle$94.99For the dog who goes everywhere. Which is every dog, let's be honest.
Training kit (buttons + treats + clicker)$74.99Training-journey series. Episode 1: Momo learns "sit." Episode 47: still working on it.
Grooming + wellness bundle$84.99Spa-day comedy. Cucumbers on eyes not included. Dignity not guaranteed.
Prices are estimates and get locked against real landed costs before launch.
Treats come from a reputable US maker — because what goes into the dog matters as much as what goes on him.
Treats come from a reputable US maker — because what goes into the dog matters as much as what goes on him.